"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Oops." -- Bill Clinton
"The more RAM you have, the better" - Maralyn Chambers
"Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!"
"Windows NT Performance", on the next "In Search Of"
"Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire!"
"I've smoked since I was five; mother insisted." -- Gomez Addams
"It's ME or THAT computer" she said... That was yesterday.
"Bother!" said Pooh and filed suit.
'Meow' is like 'Aloha', It can mean anything.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
* <-- tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- tribbles after using Windows
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line!
-THE- 4.77MHz 8088 simulator: Microsoft Windows.
16 Color ANSI Graphics + Analog ANSI Sound = Commodore VIC-20
1 + 2 = 3....Therefore....4 + 5 = 6.
10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex.
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 95 found: Remove it? (Y/n).
300 bps - faster than a speeding Windows!
4 types of miniskirts: mini, micro, don't bend over, and NICE VIEW!
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions
9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<
A Fool And His Money Soon Become A SysOp!
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
A good image is a good cover for bad behavior.
A bad image is a great cover for good behavior.
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste!
A mistress a day keeps the wife away.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff!
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation!
A penny saved is a penny earned...The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is worthless.
A penny saved is still just a penny.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn!
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
ASCII stupid question....Get a stupid ANSI....RIPtard.
Atheists work for a non-prophet organization.
Atheist Christmas play -- Coincidence on 34th Street.
Accelerate Windows, to escape velocity.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows.
Any smart houseworker knows -- "Don't do Windows"
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
Are you running under Windows NT, or just using an XT?
Are you using Windows NT, or is that just an XT?
As to Windows taglines, you pick out the ones *you* think are GOOD!
ATM and Windows: Great Fonts on the Free!
And behind door #3 is Windows NT! Awwwww. Better luck next time.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
An animal with two humps is a camel, how about women?
ASCII Snake: -*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*:>
Anatomy is something everyone has, but looks better on a woman.
Almost all of my software is named "Bob".
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead.
An alcoholic is a person that drinks more than his doctor.
Any sufficiently advanced bug will eventually become a feature.
And God said, "Let there be crap..." Wella! - Windows appeared!
Angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Actually, it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a tagline.
Bartender, I'll have what the guy on the floor is drinking.
Bacteria, n.: the only culture some people have.
Blood is thicker than water...Tastier and more nutritious too!
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bad command or filename! Now go stand in the corner.
Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Windows!
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 95.
Bill Gates just got divorced, His wife didn't do Windows.
Boost system speed by 200% - DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Build a better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks.
But why spend $2000.00 just to run Windows?
Buy Stacker? Why not just delete Windows?
Buying Windows, an Unrecoverable Application Error
Be nice to people on your way up, you'll meet them on your way down.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander.
BBS Booboo #3: Using dull tagline that came with reader
Bother! said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
Blondes HAVE more fun, but redheads ARE more fun!
Bill and Al's Bogus Adventure: Gun Control!
Bill Clinton is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental.
Barney.. Windows.. Is there a connection?
Blame Murphy when you dig at the wrong end of a rainbow.
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 95?
C:\> cd\windows C:\WINDOWS\>del *.*
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:\OS2\FLY
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\MICROSOFT\SUED
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
C:\WINDOWS> del *.* I feel MUCH better now!
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
C:\WINDOWS\WIN.DEX with Ammonia-D helps keep your Windows sparkling
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
Can't use Windows. I have a singletasking brain and fingers.
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice.
Christianity: Judaism for Windows
Coming soon from Microsoft -- Edlin for Windows.
Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 95!
Convert your Pentium into a Game Boy, run Windows NT!
Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ...Programmers petro!
Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Confuse them all: Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus
Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
Can you get a DUI on the information superhighway?
Captain, someone has snorted all the Dilithium crystals!
David Koresh, son of God? Yeah right...So, why did he need glasses?
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't take life so seriously...It's only temporary.
Dr. Jack Kavorkian - Post-Birth Abortionist, Esq.
Dan Quayle...An IQ just waiting to happen.
D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 95!
Dan Quayle: a PROUD user of MicroSofte Windowse!
Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically.
Darn it! I'm the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard!
Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows!
Data to Picard: No, Captain, I do NOT run Windows.
Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out!
DESQview: Windex for Windows
Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between Windows & a virus? A virus is free.
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A virus works.
Do still life on your computer--run Windows.
Do Windows users get pestered by double-glazing salesmen?
Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows.
Dogs crawl under Gates, software crawls under Windows!
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Don't open the Windows...you'll let the bugs in!
DOOR (n): something you throw Windows out of.
DOS is your PC. Windows is your PC on drugs. Questions?
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
Don't drink and drive. You may spill your drink.
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename".
DUMB BLONDE(n): A Peroxymoron?
Damn it, I'm an Alzheimer's Patient, not a...uh...hmmm.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;)
Excuse me if any of this made any sense to you.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald.
Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows.
Error 015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Error 005: Windows loading.... come back tomorrow.
Error 167: Windows loaded..... system in danger
Error 132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Error 534: Gates checking account too low. Please upgrade.
Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Exhibitionists love Windows.
Exploding Windows ... GOOD Exploding Drives ... NOT GOOD!
Ensign, Engage! Okay sir, now when do I get married?
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas.
Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot!
Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.
Friends don't let friends use Windows!
Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy
From the Sysop's dirty mind... err, I mean desk.
For Sale: WOODEN STICK 95 - For propping open your Windows.
Great spirits often encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
Grammar for the '90's: Bad. Worse. WINDOWS.
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
Gun bans work! Just look how safe Washington DC is!
Here's Your Clue Implant!!! ۰
Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbit, Lorena".
Hey...You want some cheese to go with that whine?
Hmmm..I've never been able to find the one crazy person on the bus.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.
Help stamp out gung-hoe wannabe FidoNet conference moderators!
Happiness is a chalkline where my ex-wife used to sleep.
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins, and is still dead.
Hal 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!"
Hal 9000: "Help me Dave, I can't run under Windows!"
HAL, open the pod bay doors or else I'll run Windows!
HAPPINESS (n): a computer without Windows.
Hard drive makers LOVE windows!
Hark! What rock through yonder WINDOWS breaks?
Have time to waste? Get Windows NT!
Have you crashed your Windows today?
He who laughs last probably isn't using Windows.
Help stamp out vandalism, or I'll break all your windows.
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
Healthy Choice: 1/2 the fat and none of the taste.
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight.
Hey Sysop! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If it doesn't do MAX Graphics - It ain't SH*T!
Iraqi Bingo: F14 - B52 - F11 - B2
Insecure?...In Denial?...Call 1-800-CRY-BABY, Ext: WEAH!
If at first you don't succeed, you're just about normal.
I just flew in from New York, and man is my middle finger tired!
In the end, gravity always wins! -Dolly Parton
If you don't get it....You just don't get it.... -John Wayne Bobbit
Iraqi Bingo: F-14, B-2, F-11, B-52
I came real close to seeing Elvis, then my shovel broke.
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm not lost, I'm "Locationally challenged".
If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Is reading in the bathroom considered multitasking?
I thought Canada was spelled: C Eh N Eh D Eh (?)
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog...Would you please [] my ex-wife?
It's time we had sex. Just pretend I'm your fantasy!
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I found a Windows secret! Add WIN_95_BUGS=OFF in your registry!
I had lots of pro-windows kicks but it crashed before i could save them.
I hate sloppy release code. Probably why I don't go near Windows.
I love running Windows! NOT!
I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I sacrificed bugs to Osiris, now Windows runs.
I used to be computer illiterate. Then I dumped Windows!
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
I'm not a Windows user, but I play one on TV.
I'm sorry, I can't "C" and I don't do Windows.
I've got 256 Megs of RAM, so why can't I run Windows NT?
If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows.
If at first you don't succeed, port it to Windows.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
If bugs bother you then close your Windows.
If I only had a nickel for every time Windows crashed.
If speed scares you, try Microsoft Windows.
If this is Windows where is the Windex?
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If (Windows=You) then let length(YourWalk) > length(pier)
Is Windows really a good operating system?
It works fine except when I am in Windows.
It's a fact...the programmers who made Windows are INSANE!
It's curtains for Windows!
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
It was completely quiet in the stadium - but noisy.
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
If 7-11 is a 24 hour store, why are there locks on the doors?
I am Homer of Borg...Prepare to be...Oohhh...Donut.
If anything can go wrong... NO CARRIER
I've upped my standards, now UP YOURS!
Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting.
I'm going to make a prediction: it could go either way.
If guys think only about *sex*, why are they on their `puters so much?
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
It is better to light a flame thrower than to curse the darkness.
I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 678-page manual?
Judging from the taste, I'd say the other one is shinola.
Jeffrey Dahmer...The queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus Saves...Passes To Moses...Moses Shoots...And SCORES!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Just say NO! to Microsoft Windows.
Just my opinion, right as it may be.
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.
KENNEDY COMPOUND - KEEP OUT - TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!
Koresh Compound - Trespassers will be bar-b-queued!
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
L.S.D. - The Original Virtual Reality!
Like Windows, my brain locks up.
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye opener.
Learn to laugh at yourself ... We certainly have!
Moderator - a person who knows more than they think you should.
Money talks. For some reason, mine always says goodbye!
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
MicroSlurpie - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!
Marriage is the death of all hope. -Woody Allen
Moderator Rule #6: On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted.
Make Windows fly.....put it on the space shuttle.
Many Windows applications use the default printer.
MASOCHIST /mas-oh-kist/ (n): Windows user.
Memory chip makers LOVE windows!
Microsoft gives you Windows...OS/2 gives you the whole damn house.
Microsoft Windows...a virus with mouse support.
Microsoft Windows...from the people that brought you Edlin!
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
MS-DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS-Windows: A torture device not yet banned by Geneva Convention.
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer
Microsoft Makes It Easier! (to switch to OS/2).
My other computer is a Timex Sinclair.
MicroSoft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
Microsoft: How much money is left in your wallet today?
My modem isn't slow - it's "Baudily Challenged".
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.
No wonder Dr. Ruth always thinks of sex, all she sees are crotches.
Never EVER trust a skinny cook!
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
New from McAfee: WinScan. Removes all Windows programs.
New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS
New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
No Bill, it's not an XT. We're just testing Windows NT.
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!
Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading & loading & loading.
Now diamonds AND AIDS are forever.
Nature abhors second order differential equations.
Only the hopelessly insecure brag about their operating systems.
Outsmarting intelligence is easy, outsmarting stupidity is not!
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of them.
OS/2 vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
OS/2: Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Of course I'm runnning Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER
Oh, Oh..! My computer's caught Windows!
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in.
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of windows.
OS/2 - Warp Drive for Windows.
OS/2 Version 4: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2, Windows/0.
OS/2: Cutting Windows in half
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2: Your Brain - Windows: Your brain on drugs.
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Runs under Windows
Oxymoron: Windows Accelerator
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works
Old soldiers never die - young ones do.
Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> to access the pirate software.
Press +++ to access the pirate software.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Please pound head on keyboard to continue.
Psychic midget escapes from prison...Small medium at large!
Precinct toilet stolen!!! Police have nothing to go on!
Printed on 100% recycled electrons.
Pun: The lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it first.
Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message.
Press +++ to read the next message.
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!
Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows-[counts as 2]
Profanity--It's not just for Windows users any more!
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Quick and effective terminal optimization: DELTREE C:\RIPTERM
REAL men use COPY CON to create Windows apps.
Real Programmers don't do Windows.
Remember, Speed kills! Use Windows.
Requirement not stated for Windows or MS-DOS 6.22: Barf bag
Run Windows? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence
Running Windows is better than washing them...Barely
Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Religion: Myth-information.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
Relax Francis, its only ONES and ZEROS!
So, you're a Mormon huh?...Polygamist want a cracker?
Screw unto others...As they screw unto you.
Smoke dope with the birds...Leave no Tern unstoned... :-P
Stupidity is NOT a handicap...Park Elsewhere!
Stop that son, you'll go blind...Uhh, Dad...I'm over here.
Step up to MAX Graphics and let RIP graphics [R]est [I]n [P]eace.
Save a tree - Wipe your a** with a spotted owl!
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Stop computer viruses!!! PRACTICE SAFE HEX!
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my ex-wife!
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and Windows NT"
Screw the prime directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Lotsa' Money.
Sorry! This virus requires Windows!
Speed kills -- use Windows
Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills! Switch to Windows.
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
Strange behavior, weird costumes? I must be at high school.
Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.
Stange notions? I got your strange notions right here. -Howard Stern
Such is life and it gets sucher and sucher.
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
So many stupid people, so few bullets.
Software Requirement: Windows NT and a helluva lot of patience.
The BBS isn't dying, the internet just took away the idiots.
To err is human....To forgive....$5.00
Thank God! This isn't another Borg/Assimilation tagline!
Two wrongs don't make a Right, they make a Left.
True Multi-Tasking - 4 computers and a chair with wheels.
The official Canadian DOS prompt ........ EH:\>
Tact is getting your point across without stabbing someone.
The gene pool in Arkansas could use a little chlorine.
Time for culture, Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The difference between Windows and a virus? A virus works and is free.
The few, the proud, the Windows 95 & SX owners.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT.
The NEW XT EMULATOR! Microsoft Windows NT
The problem with Windows is, they break!
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
The Windows Energizer Bunny: It's STILL loading! And loading.
There is life after DOS, but it isn't Windows!
They'll release Windows 2066 after NT 4 loads.
They'll release Windows 2066 when NT 4 finishes loading.
Things that suck: Rush Limbaugh, Windows and DOS!
This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows.
This tagline does not require Microsoft Windows.
This tagline requires Microsoft Windows.
This virus requires Microsoft(R) Windows(tm) 95
Time on your hands? . . . get Windows.
Toto, how come everything seems so slow? Woof, Woof, Windows
Try Windows for a good night's sleep while you wait..& wait.
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Turn your 486 into an XT -- just add Windows 95.
Turn your Pentium Pro into an XT - Run Windows NT.
Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
Televangelists: The professional wrestlers of religion.
This is a copy of a completely original tagline.
This is a completely original tagline...Steal it now!
Tap with hammer here >####< for "Breaking Glass" sound effect.
This tagline was created to tease, taunt, and make fun of All!
This button doesn't do anything. Please press it again.
Unbreakable toys are great for breaking other toys!
Unable to exit Windows. Try the door? Y/N
Undoubtedly, the best view is found in a pc without windows.
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows!
Use Windex On Your Windows
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
Useless Invention: Braille Toilet Paper.
Vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians!
Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!
VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
Who needs WildRoboDarkShotExcalGroup?....Get MAXterm!
Who needs proprietary graphical terminal programs?....Get MAXterm!
We've raised our standards....So UP yours.... -Microsoft
When you finally outgrow ANSI & RIP graphics, step up to MAXterm!
Worthless Invention: Solar powered tanning bed.
Whoops!!! My brain just hit another bad sector.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice in a row?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my disk?
Why can't women put the toilet seat back up?
Windows 2066. Finally, they got it right!
Windows: (n.) 4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Washing Windows is better than running them.
Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows!
Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows!
What does Windows NT stands for? Nervous Technicians?
What's the difference between a Virus and Windows?
Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows?
Why I like DR-DOS? It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!
Will Windows 2066 be any good?
WIMP = Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus
Windows - Just another pane in the glass.
Windows - the commercial version of the Stoned virus
Windows - The Gates of hell.
Windows -- Revenge of the Nerds, Part 95.
Windows -- Satan's answer to God's OS/2
Windows ... just another pane in the glass.
Windows 95 - From the people who brought you EDLIN.
Windows NT - Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum.
Windows 95 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows 95 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 95 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 95 =C4 No Pane =C4 No Gain.
Windows 95: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 95: More holes than you can count.
Windows NT - So Windows 95 was pointless after all.
Windows 95 - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Windows 95: Multicrashing, OS/2: Multitasking, Win NT: MultiSleeping
Windows 95: The Network Consultants Full Employment Act of 1995.
Windows 2066. Finally they got it right!
Windows and Quayle - two MAJOR wastes of space!
Windows are a pane in the glass.
Windows NT Installation Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
Windows bashing...and you thought SEX was fun!
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes!
Windows Error 346 - Only God knows what went wrong.
Windows Error 44 - File not found...Wanna play solitare?
Windows Error 4 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error ZZZ: user fell asleep waiting.
Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded. System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet.
Windows Error: 003 - Windows found. System halted.
Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error: 005 - Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows Error: 007 - System price error. Inadequate $ spent.
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes.
Windows Error: 103 - Windows detected running on system.
Windows Error: 01D - Unable to figure out our own code. System halted.
Windows Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading.
Windows give me panes!
Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned
Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS
Windows is a disease - OS/2 v4.0 is the cure!
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows is a real pane in the glass.
Windows is fne for Hih Sped Communicatns.
Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is Irrelevent. It's existance is futile.
Windows is NOT a virus...Viruses do something.
Windows is NOT a virus...Viruses actually work correctly.
Windows is weenieware.
Windows is working fine for mUX}?++{{ NO CARRIER
Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something!
Windows isn't a virus. A virus does something.
Windows isn't crippleware, it's "Functionally Challenged"
Windows loading... come back tomorrow.
Windows loading; please take a nap.
Windows LUW: Life Under Windows
Windows not found: Use Real Operating System Instead? Y/y/a
Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Windows NT - No Thanks! (Gates named it right)
Windows NT = Windows, Nice Try!
Windows NT = Windows, Not Today.
Windows NT found - (B)oot, (D)elete, (E)ject?
Windows NT is the emperor's new clothes!
Windows NT, the Next Termination.
Windows NT: No Thanks!
Windows NT: One gig of RAM, one terabyte HD. Oughta' do it.
Windows NT: 16Mb to accomplish a 4Mb job
Windows NT: It just gets Beta and Beta.
Windows NT: Needs Terabytes
Windows NT: Nice Try!
Windows NT: No Thanks. Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.
Windows NT: The epitome of Crippleware.
Windows NT: The network server that doesn't
Windows NT: The world's only 180 meg Solitaire game!
Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so.
Windows Open: Jump? Y/y/y
Windows programmers do it slowly, very slowly.
Windows R4 looking thru, PM is afternoon.
Windows 95 to 486/50 mhz CPU: Don't rush me, don't rush me.
Windows UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources
Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions
Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories
Windows UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt
Windows 2010 - We * * ALMOST * * have it right!
Windows 2066 - We * * FINALLY * * got it right!
Windows would be better with curtains.
Windows, Icons, Mouse and Pointer = WIMP
Windows, Just say NO!
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows, the instant Pentium to 8086 conversion kit
Windows, the Vanilla Ice of Software.
Windows, written entirely by blondes.
Windows: The magic of turning a Pentium into a Gameboy!
Windows: For the idiot in all of us!
Windows: Revenge of the Nerds, Part 3.1
Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
Windows: The Industry Substandard.
Windows: For a good night's sleep while you wait.
Windows: From the folks who gave us EDLIN.
Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: A 486 to XT conversion kit.
Windows: A kolossal kludge.
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
Windows: A solitaire game requiring 100 megs on the HD.
Windows: A View to be Killed.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: An overpriced way to eat up HD space.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: Big, expensive, pretty virus.
Windows: Brought to you by the W. Gates of Hell!
Windows: Edlin on LSD.
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit.
Windows: Insufficient Memory, please add 72 Megabytes!
Windows: It's Hamburger Helper for DOS.
Windows: Just say NO!
Windows: Most expensive OS/2 backup disks I've ever purchased.
Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk.
Windows: proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.
Windows: So intuitive it only needs a meg of help files.
Windows: Speed bumps for the mind.
Windows: Squares with pains in the middle?
Windows: The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy!
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Windows: The first choice of Moe, Larry and Curly.
Windows: the world's first commercially successful virus!
Windows: there's got to be a better way.
Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi.
Windows: World's fastest spreading virus.
Windows: (n.) 1. Something that comes with mouse you bought.
Windows: (n.) 2. The Gates of hell.
Windows: (n.) 3. The solution to a problem that didn't exist.
Windows? I thought they were all broken?
Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehohohoho.
Windows? !Por Favor, No Rompa Mis Cojones! Gracias!
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! That's better.
Windows? We don't need no stinking Windows!
Windows??? A very nice VGA demo, isn't it?
Windows vs Virus.....Virus works
Would you let a Microsoft-based program run air traffic?
Win95, when it absolutely positively has to crash overnight!
Why does spilled coffee always find its way into the keyboard?
Windows Error #00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Windows 95: Known as "WinCrash" by MicroSoft programmers in Washington.
Windows 95: What IBM employees get drunk and joke about.
WIN.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)ho cares?
Windows 95: Funded by Western Digital, SeaGate, Maxtor, Blah Blah.
Windows may be slow, but at least it takes up a lot of room.
WINDOZE - Megs Of Tranquilizer For Your Computer.
We offer 'Being Hit On The Head' lessons in here.
Winndows Erorr E34A:00C5 : Unabl 2 spel errorr mesiges koreckly
Windows Error #015: Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
Ya got 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
You mean to tell me Dr. Ruth actually had sex at one time?
Yeah right Billy Bob....Like hell you didn't inhale!
You mean you think Windows NT **ISN'T** a joke?!
You say money can't make me happy? Prove it to me.
You learn something useless every day.
You're a redneck if: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, unless one of them is "DIE".
You are having far too much fun at my expense. -Bill Clinton
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