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If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Four Out Of Five People Think The Fifth Is An Idiot!
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Get the most out of WinDoze 95, buy OS/2 Warp instead!
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Quick & easy system optimization: DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Iraqi Bingo: F14 - B52 - F11 - B2
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Judging from the taste, I'd say the other one is shinola...
To err is human.....To forgive.....$5.00
Excuse me if any of this made any sense to you...
Bartender, I'll have what the guy on the floor is drinking...
Ever noticed how fast WinDoze runs?...Neither have I...
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians!
Two wrongs don't make a Right, they make a Left.
16 Color ANSI + Analog ANSI Sound = Commodore VIC-20
The Other Side BBS * Alliance, Nebraska * (308)762-2239
L.S.D. - The Original Virtual Reality!
A Fool And His Money Soon Become A WinDoze '95 Owner!
Shotgun Professional - The Only Online Answer in 1996!
Iraqi Bingo: F-14, B-2, F-11, B-52
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Army food: the spoils of war.
Atheists work for a non-prophet organization.
Bacteria, n.: the only culture some people have.
Blood is thicker than water. Tastier and more nutritious too.
Censor - a person who knows more than they think you should.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't take life so seriously. It's only temporary.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald.
Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Windows 95! Instantly turn your 486 into an XT!
I came real close to seeing Elvis, then my shovel broke.
I passed my Ethics course. I cheated, of course.
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I never buy books on impulse. Only on Warp.
I'm not lost, I'm "Locationally challenged."
I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Is reading in the bathroom considered multitasking?
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.
KENNEDY COMPOUND - KEEP OUT - TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!
Money talks. Mine says goodbye!
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
Never trust a skinny cook!
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of them.
Oops !!! My brain just hit another bad sector.
Precinct toilet stolen !!! Police have nothing to go on !!! 
Printed on 100% recycled electrons.
Pun: The lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it first.
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Stop computer viruses !!! PRACTICE SAFE HEX !!!
Tact is getting your point across without stabbing someone.
Official Canadian DOS Prompt EH:\>
The gene pool in Arkansas could use a little chlorine.
Time for culture, Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet.
Trespassers will be experimented on!
Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!
We are NOT surrounded. We are in a target-rich environment.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my disk?
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Oops." -- Bill Clinton
"The more RAM you have, the better", Marilyn Chambers.
"Where the Big Boys Play" -> The Other Side BBS! (308)762-2239
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
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>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste!
A mistress a day keeps the wife away.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff!
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation!
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
A penny saved is worthless.
A penny saved is still just a penny...
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn!
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you please [] my ex-wife?)
Jeffrey Dahmer...The queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus Saves....Passes To Moses....Moses Shoots....And SCORES!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
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